Mama, I’m not sure about this bloke! Also, there’s a funny lady with bright red cheeks dressed as an elf behind us…isn’t that a bit weird?! Surely elves are small so that they can go through the letterbox… She’s huge…almost as big as you and daddy! Mama, I don’t think I like it very much here. Why did we queue for sooooo long?! Mama, let’s go!